I ran out of gas.

thunderboltsortofapenny:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

invisiblespork:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

invisiblespork:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

invisiblespork:

Want me to rough him up for you?

Ressler, I regret thinking you were a bland nobody.

It finally happened. Welcome to the fandom Spork

I have so many regrets.

Have you watched Stirred yet because

Ya know what, don’t worry about it.

No I’m on Hartsfield Landing. Why? Is this going to be another instance of Night Five rage?

And oh no. How could I have forgotten Del Grant? Everything remains terrible.

thunderboltsortofapenny:

invisiblespork:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

invisiblespork:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

invisiblespork:

Want me to rough him up for you?

Ressler, I regret thinking you were a bland nobody.

It finally happened. Welcome to the fandom Spork

I have so many regrets.

It’s okay. We all did. We’ve all been there.

Why did I trust you two? Wouldn’t you have thought I’d learned my lesson?

I think you mean why *didn’t* you trust us earlier?

Gee, I don’t know. Why wouldn't I trust you? (Who’s been hit? Eas in crucem…Also, TRAINS)

thunderboltsortofapenny:

invisiblespork:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

invisiblespork:

Want me to rough him up for you?

Ressler, I regret thinking you were a bland nobody.

It finally happened. Welcome to the fandom Spork

I have so many regrets.

It’s okay. We all did. We’ve all been there.

Why did I trust you two? Wouldn’t you have thought I’d learned my lesson?

I’M SO SORRY I CALLED YOU WHITE BREAD

Oh god. I’m pretty sure I called him white bread too. It was either that or a mayo sandwich. :)

thunderboltsortofapenny:

invisiblespork:

Want me to rough him up for you?

Ressler, I regret thinking you were a bland nobody.

It finally happened. Welcome to the fandom Spork

I have so many regrets.

Want me to rough him up for you?

Ressler, I regret thinking you were a bland nobody.

What the hell was that?

I don’t know. It just felt so right in the moment.

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

(Source: successisnotanoption, via liamdryden)

"Your country"

Wow. That’s such a small thing but such a significant word choice.